Obama will win the Dem nomination. If he doesn’t, Edwards will. Hillary, despite her front runner status, doesn’t stand much of a chance.

Huckabee will pull off a victory on the republican side. But it will be a close one, with Romney and McCain always snipping at his heels.

The Dem nominee will win in the general, but it will be much closer than it should, and election night will be a nerve wrecking affair.

If the Dem voters really cared about electability above everything else they would pick Edwards, but they don’t.

If the Republican voters cared about electability above everything else they would pick McCain, but they don’t.

Democrats will expand their lead in the Senate and retain control of the House.

At some point someone will say something they will enrage someone else.

Everyday someone will say something that will enrage Bill O’Reilly.

Sean Hannity will remain the hackiest hack in Republican hackistan. But there will be a lot of competition.

If a Democrat wins the presidency I will watch fox news the next day, and enjoy it for the first time in my life.

I arrived at these predictions using that tried and true method employed by 90% of the political comentariat: I pulled them out of my ass.